New Moon Quotes

Here are some of the funniest, cutest, sweetest, and just down right perfect quotes from New Moon. There is no author who can come across as perfectly with words as Stephenie Meyer can. Enjoy the quotes, relive the book, and these quotes are sure to make you want to read the books again!

1. I didn’t have to look to know who it was; this was a voice I would know anywhere—know, and respond to, whether I was awake or asleep… or even dead, I’d bet. The voice I’d walk through fire for—or, less dramatically, slosh every day through the cold and endless rain for. Edward. (Bella)
2. So, as discussed, I am not allowed to wish you a happy birthday, is that correct? (Edward)
3. Attention is never a good thing, as any other accident-prone klutz would agree. No one wants a spotlight when they’re likely to fall on their face. (Bella)
4. College was Plan B. I was still hoping for Plan A, but Edward was just so stubborn about leaving me human… (Bella)
5. Edward had drawn many careful lines for our physical relationship, with the intent being to keep me alive. Though I respected the need for maintaining a safe distance between my skin and his razor-sharp, venom-coated teeth, I tended to forget about trivial things like that when he was kissing me. (Bella)
6. If I develop this film, will you show up in the picture? (Bella)
7. I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone. (Emmett)
8. Edward stood over me, still protective, still not breathing. (Bella)
9. Well, that’s everyone. I can clear a room, at least. (Bella)
10. I couldn’t imagine anyone, deity included, who wouldn’t be impressed by Carlisle. Besides, the only kind of heaven I could appreciate would have to include Edward. (Bella)
11. I look at my… son. His strength, his goodness, the brightness that shines out of him—and it only fuels that hope, that faith, more than ever. How could there not be more for one such as Edward? (Carlisle)
12. If you believed as he did. Could you take away his soul? (Carlisle)
13. I’d rather die than be with anyone but you. (Bella)
14. You can’t have it both ways—either you want people to ignore your birthday or you don’t. One or the other. (Edward)
15. You’re greedy tonight. (Edward)
16. Which is tempting you more, my blood or my body? (Bella)
17. The guilt made my head bow and my shoulders slump. I’d run them out of their home, just like Rosalie and Emmett. I was a plague. (Bella)
18. Maybe I just wasn’t in the mood for normal human behavior today. (Bella)
19. Edward looked just as beautiful as he did in real life, staring at me out of the picture with the warm eyes I’d missed for the past few days. It was almost uncanny that anyone could look so… so… beyond description. No thousand words could equal this picture. (Bella)
20. The contrast between the two of us was painful. He looked like a god. I looked very average, even for a human, almost shamefully plain. (Bella)
21. You… don’t… want me? (Bella)
22. Of course, I’ll always love you… in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it’s time for a change. Because I’m… tired of pretending to be something I’m not, Bella. I am not human. (Edward)
23. I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed. (Edward)
24. Don’t worry. You’re human—your memory is no more than a sieve. Time heals all wounds for your kind. (Edward)
25. Well, I won’t forget. But my kind… we’re very easily distracted. (Edward)
26. I don’t think I can live through seeing you try harder. I’ve never seen anyone trying so hard. It hurts to watch. (Charlie)
27. I sat down on the bench outside the theater door and tried very hard not to think of the irony. But it was ironic, all things considered, that, in the end, I would wind up as a zombie. I hadn’t seen that one coming. (Bella)
28. As if he’d never existed? That was insanity. It was a promise that he could never keep, a promise that was broken as soon as he’d made it. (Bella)
29. Reckless in Forks—now there was a hopeless proposition. (Bella)
30. Only a teenage boy would agree to this: deceiving both our parents while repairing dangerous vehicles using money meant for my college education. (Bella)
31. I swear, they’re like hall monitors gone bad. (Jacob)
32. I threw my arms around him instinctively, wrapping them around his waist and pressing my face against his chest. He was so big, I felt like I was a child hugging a grown-up. (Bella)
33. This had to be it, the recipe for a hallucination—adrenaline plus clanger plus stupidity. Something close to that, anyway. (Bella)
34. So are you going to be my Valentine? Since you didn’t get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it’s the least you can do. (Jacob)
35. I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence. (Jacob)
36. How was I ever going to fight the blurring lines in our relationship when I enjoyed being with him so much? (Bella)
37. As long as you like me the best. And you think I’m good-looking—sort of. I’m prepared to be annoyingly persistent. (Jacob)
38. He deserved better than that—better than a one-room, falling-down fixer-upper. No amount of investment on his part could put me back in working order. (Bella)
39. How much I wished that Jacob Black had been born my brother, my flesh-and -blood brother, so that I would have some legitimate claim on him that still left me free of any blame now. (Bella)
40. It was ridiculous that I should be so elated because a vampire knew my name. (Bella)
41. I’m surprised they left you behind. Weren’t you sort of a pet of theirs? (Laurent)
42. I’m quite thirsty, and you do smell… simply mouthwatering. (Laurent)
43. His name burst through all the walls I’d built to contain it. Edward, Edward, Edward. I was going to die. It shouldn’t matter if I thought of him now. Edward, I love you. (Bella)
44. I guessed that, between the two choices before me, being eaten by wolves was almost certainly the worse option. (Bella)
45. There was a darkness in Jacob now. Like my sun had imploded. (Bella)
46. More than anything, I wanted to be fierce and deadly, someone no one would dare mess with. Someone who would scare Sam Uley silly. I wanted to be a vampire. (Bella)
47. I’d thought Jake had been healing the hole in me—or at least plugging it up, keeping it from hurting me so much. I’d been wrong. He’d just been carving out his own hole, so that I was now riddled through like Swiss cheese. I wondered why I didn’t crumble into pieces. (Bella)
48. What kind of a place was this? Could a world really exist where ancient legends went wandering around the borders of tiny, insignificant towns, facing down mythical monsters? Did this mean every impossible fairy tale was grounded somewhere in absolute truth? Was there anything sane or normal at all, or was everything just magic and ghost stories? (Bella)
49. Jacob, the only human I’d ever been able to relate to…And he wasn’t even human. I fought the urge to scream again.What did this say about me? (Bella)
50. Well, I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella. I guess I’m just not as great as a bloodsucker, am I? (Jacob)
51. Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf? (Jacob)
52. Well, the wolf’s out of the bag now. (Embry)
53. I bet she’s tougher than that. She runs with vampires. (Embry)
54. Jake could say what he wanted about us being a messed-up pair—I was the one who was truly messed up. I made the werewolf seem downright normal. (Bella)
55. He was a fool to think you could survive alone. I’ve never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy. (Alice)
56. Edward was right—you’re a magnet for danger. Weren’t you supposed to be staying out of trouble? (Alice)
57. Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find. (Alice)
58. It was night of the living dead around here. I still hear her screaming in her sleep… (Charlie)
59. The prince was never coming back to kiss me awake from my enchanted sleep. I was not a princess, after all. So what was the fairy-tale protocol for other kisses? The mundane kind that didn’t break any spells? (Bella)
60. The sense of deja vu was nearly stifling by this point. At least, unlike the last time—when I’d run away from Forks to escape thirsty vampires rather than to find them—I wouldn’t have to say goodbye to Charlie in person. (Bella)
61. The image of Edward in the meadow—glowing, shimmering like his skin was made of a million diamond facets—was burned into my memory. No human who saw that would ever forget. (Bella)
62. Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today. (Alice)
63. You smell just exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. I don’t care. I’ll take it. (Edward)
64. I love a happy ending. They are so rare. (Aro)
65. If I hadn’t smelled her through your memories, I wouldn’t have believed the call of anyone’s blood could be so strong. I’ve never felt anything like it myself. Most of us would trade much for such a gift, and yet you… (Aro)
66. They have a name for someone who smells the way Bella does to me. They call her my singer—because her blood sings for me. (Edward)
67. It was heaven—right smack in the middle of hell. (Bella)
68. I thought I’d explained it clearly before. Bella, I can’t live in a world where you don’t exist. (Edward)
69. After all the thousand times I’ve told you I love you, how could you let one word break your faith in me? (Edward)
70. My heart hasn’t beat in almost ninety years, but this was different. It was like my heart was gone—like I was hollow. Like I’d left everything that was inside me here with you. (Edward)
71. I’ll earn your trust back somehow. It’s my final act. (Edward)
72. Thank you. For wanting to keep me. I feel exactly the same way about all of you, too. (Bella)
73. The fairy tale was back on. Prince returned, bad spell broken. I wasn’t sure exactly what to do about the leftover, unresolved character. Where was his happily ever after?Charlie… is probably not going to kill you, but he’s thinking about it. (Bella)
74. Edward was here, with his arms around me. I could face anything as long as that was true. I squared my shoulders and walked forward to meet my fate, with my destiny solidly at my side. (Bella)
    

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