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| CYNTHIA 31-Aug-2009 | BELLA COME ON YOU KNOW IT WAS FUNNY | |
| Sarah 31-Aug-2009 | Edward: Bella, what are you doing?
Bella: Trying to step on your foot... wait why is your shirt on the ground? Edward: Because I took it off. Bella: But I got you that shirt. Edward: Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. Bella: Just kidding!!! Edward: I knew that. | |
| jovanna orozco 31-Aug-2009 | Edward is about to show the whole world who he really is.......
then he starts humming the dance floor beat and strips! | |
| edwardluver 31-Aug-2009 | EDWARD:arent i funny bella?
BELLA:(just keep on smiling and walking) EDWARD:i crack myself up BELLA:sure you do EDWARD:why arent you answering me honey | |
| christine 31-Aug-2009 | Bella: OMG i cant believe that u did that what were u thinking.
Edward: wow it felt so darn good i was holding that one the entire time i had to do it. aro knew it was comming anyways when he saw into my mind! Bella: i thought that vampires never did any of that kind of stuff... Edward: when you gotta go you gotta go! Bella: well did you have to let it linger! | |
| jenny 31-Aug-2009 | "Haha, it didnt smell that bad.." | |
| Candace 31-Aug-2009 | robert:OMG that was rank...dang kristen what you eat? hahaha
kristen:(mummbles)oh yeah that's really funny rob... robert:what's that? kristen:i said he who smelt it delt it... lol | |
| Anna 31-Aug-2009 | "Bella come back." "You can blame it all on me." | |
| Danielle 31-Aug-2009 | Edward: Bella, I wasn't sure if you noticed, but I'm pretty sure were dead.
Bella: Well dah! That is what I came here for! | |
| Mikaela 31-Aug-2009 | Edward- I told you not to do anything stupid
Bella- oh you can talk, go jump in the sun why dont you | |
| Jess Ell 30-Aug-2009 | Edward: bella, honey i know your trying to get off eating baked beans but next time you let one rip let me no befor hand because i had my mouth open and all!!!! | |
| Valerie Schoebel 30-Aug-2009 | Edward: Bella, you should have heard her thoughts when I started taking off my clothes!
Bella: Oh, I could only guess | |
| Katelyn Love 30-Aug-2009 | "I-i-i-i (laughs) t-t-ri-ed (laughs) t-to be (clears throat) n-n-ic-e (laughs again) | |
| jessica 30-Aug-2009 | edward: wait come back! i meant to say you looked sexy with that green top.
bella: put your shirt back on. you're giving yourself away. | |
| Lexi 30-Aug-2009 | Ewwwww... Robert has bad breath | |
| Kendyl 30-Aug-2009 | Kristen- "C'mon Rob! Let's see if you can really glitter in the sunlight!"
Robert- "HAHA!" | |
| chloe 30-Aug-2009 | Edward: OMG did u see the look on Aro's face when he told u u had toilet paper on ur shoe.
Bella: yea just dont tell Emmett, otherwise I'll never be able to live it down. | |
| Sydney 30-Aug-2009 | Robert: Heyy you know that you I am a better kisser right! hehehehe
Kristen: In your dreams hahahaha | |
| Andrea Chaves 30-Aug-2009 | edward- bella don't kick my shirt cause you fell. that was funny!
bella- ya edward i'm human! | |
| Aimee Baert 30-Aug-2009 | Hey! Give me my shirt back!! Haha!! First you rip it off me and then you kick it away from me!! No fair! Careful, you might trip over it!!! Haha!! | |
| Stacey 30-Aug-2009 | wait bella, you know i am just too hot to resist. let me breath on you again... it worked the last time... | |
| Sharon Raps 30-Aug-2009 | New Laugh, New Moon! | |
| Shay 30-Aug-2009 | I wonder whats so funny? ...........Wait is that his shirt on the ground? At least Rob and Kristen are like Edward and Bella! | |
| Amy Burns 30-Aug-2009 | HA! HA! I pranked you! You thought i was going to get myself killed! | |
| Danielle 30-Aug-2009 | Edward: OMG!!! Your alive... now we may just get killed by the Volturi!
Bella: Yeah! I'm all for it! Why do you think I came to Itally? | |
| laura 30-Aug-2009 | i thought you would give me some fake tan if i showed you my six pack | |
| Sydney 29-Aug-2009 | Edward: Alice! I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Bella: Edward, I'm Bella. Bella(Thinking):Alice probably saw this coming, that's why she didn't come with me. very funny Alice. Thanks. Edward: Rawrrr...run! I'm a vampire! I sparkle! be afraid! ahhhh. Bella: EDWARD! From now on, Italy is off limits. You have had enough fun to last you the rest of your exsistence! Edward: haha. Oh, hi Bella! ...Wher | |
| AMELIA 29-Aug-2009 | BELLA: I DON'T THINK THERE ARE MANY SUICIDAL VAMPIRES AROUND HERE, COME ON LETS GO HOME
EDWARD: YOU REALLY THINK I WAS GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU? LOL | |
| eryka graham 29-Aug-2009 | i bet you 1$ you can't ollie over that rock (bella) your on (edward) alright go(bella ollies over the rock and falls down the steps) you owe me 1$ | |
| Midnight 29-Aug-2009 | Bella (thinking) : does he have chickenpox's or a great amount of beauty-spots. Are his abs real?
Edward (thinking) : I hope she doesn't see my sprayed on abs! OH! I forgot about all my spots for my new sparkly skin. It's hard being a vampire. | |
| Andrea Chaves 29-Aug-2009 | edward- bella that was funny when you fell! to bad emmett wasn't here!!
bella- shut up edward | |
| joele 29-Aug-2009 | WOW BELLA U R SO FUNNY | |
| jordan rentmeester 29-Aug-2009 | "Baby come back i love you" edward says to bella "No you are to dotty for me plus you are a frekin vampire!!!!" "and what the heck is up with this senery i mean really come on a little cheesey much!?" | |
| Justine P. 29-Aug-2009 | Bella: Alice stole a yellow Porche to save you and now you stand here, laughing?
Edward: Alice just saw in a vision that it was the only way to make one of me. | |
| Justine P. 29-Aug-2009 | Volterra, horrible? It's just hilarious!
One of the few bloopers from New Moon because they're just so perfect! | |
| Alli 29-Aug-2009 | Edward: I'm sorry
Bella: Bite me | |
| Ben 29-Aug-2009 | Rob's new personal trainer was not impressed at his current method of abdominal toning: laughter | |
| Jade 29-Aug-2009 | 'Hey look i am sooooo fit!'
Bella storms out because she thinks she is prttier than him. | |
| Hilary Parsons 29-Aug-2009 | Come back sorry I dazzled you to much | |
| Elexus 29-Aug-2009 | Bella Why are you leaving me?
Edward i dont feel comfortable around you bc it seemes like you want to drink my blood all the time. bella bella bella you silly girl! You should've stayed with me. Now ill give you 5 seconds to run for your life, 1, 2,......... 5 | |
| Elexus 29-Aug-2009 | Bella Why are you leaving me?
Edward i dont feel comfortable around you bc it seemes like you want to drink my blood all the time. bella bella bella you silly girl! You should've stayed with me. Now ill give you 5 seconds to run for your life, 1, 2,......... 5 | |
| Bridie Watson 29-Aug-2009 | Bella: Oh, sorry edward i tore you shirt off.
Edward: Ah it's okay, you tripped. Bella: Well i couldn't resist, your so smoking HOT!. Edward: Well thankyou, but you can hardly say hot. I would say... Bella: Yumalishious :P | |
| katie 29-Aug-2009 | heyy dude put your shirt back on nobody wants to see your moobs... | |
| Hannah 29-Aug-2009 | Robert:Hey,come back i only asked you for a 'bite' to eat! | |
| Sarah 29-Aug-2009 | Robert:(Thinking) Taking my top off usually attracts girls not scares them away! | |
| mandy 29-Aug-2009 | that was close! they nearly caught me with my pants down! | |
| Kaitlin 29-Aug-2009 | Bella: Either his bck just cracked or i have something in my hair.....!?!?! | |
| bee bee ross 29-Aug-2009 | edward:hahahahaha i cant belive you just told me that.wait til everyone hears!!!!!!!
Bella:SHHH!! edward stob acting like a lil kid!!! | |
| Bailey 28-Aug-2009 | edward:it's time fot my piggy back ride!!
bella: yea right, you'd have to suck my blood first!! edward: dont tempt me!! | |
| Zachary Bunch 28-Aug-2009 | I can't believe you farted in front of Aro! | |
| Tino 28-Aug-2009 | Edward: Ha, wasn't it funny when Jasper almost ate you!
Bella: Haha, yeah...HEY! | |
| Emily 28-Aug-2009 | edward- oh bella come on , this is what you expected of my house.
bella-yeah yeah ok , enough with the jokes. | |
| Emily 28-Aug-2009 | edward- oh bella come on , this is what you expected of my house.
bella-yeah yeah ok , enough with the jokes. | |
| Lee Smith 28-Aug-2009 | Edward - omg bella its just another one of those scary hautned house rides this time this one has dungeons and moats.
Bella - funny edward good job you can't read my mind because you can't imagine what i was going to do to those plastic ghost statues. let just say we will be kicked out rather than walking out | |
| bertha 28-Aug-2009 | jasper: wheres bella
edward: i smell her there she is jasper: no thats just some flowers | |
| bertha 28-Aug-2009 | edward: bella i smell you | |
| bertha 28-Aug-2009 | bella laughing and walking away, edward saying come on bella | |
| jordan a 28-Aug-2009 | hahahaha you should have seen jane's face when she couldn't make you even cring! ~ edward
yeah, well just be lucky i got here in time!~bella | |
| Lucy Stevens 28-Aug-2009 | #go on just pinch it!..NO i cant...GO ON!!# | |
| Caramel 28-Aug-2009 | Bella: Are you crazy! Stop taking your shirt of. Im not falling for it
Edward: Ha! You know you want me! | |
| lauren bartram 28-Aug-2009 | Bella: I thought vampires were like brilliant at everything.
Edward: We are...usually Bella:You guys suck at strip poker. Edward: You werent the best player were ya Bells..i think that you gave me and Aro a great show with the slow unbutt.. Bella: Edward if you say 1 more word...and besides i think Aro put on a better show than you *smiles and starts to walk* Edward: Yeah whatever*picks up shirt*(Thinks)Aro Better than me Bha ha*breaks in fit of | |
| Paige Barlow 28-Aug-2009 | Edward: hey babe wait for me it was just a joke!
Bella:(thinking)Jeez Edward is there a way not to try and kill me you have saved my life alot why ruin it now?! Bella: whatver I think you need to follow me. | |
| pauline 28-Aug-2009 | kirsten stewart dumpt robert pattison maar zo te zien op de foto heeft hij het nog steeds niet door: ach met die kirsten kun je wel eens goed lachen luiden de gedachten van robert pattison!
ik heb medelijde met robert hoe kun je toch zo naief zijn sorry robert maar volgens mij heeft kirsten een andere vampier op het oog! mischien moet jij maar op zoek gaan naar een ander slachtoffer! | |
| Sarah Sweeney 28-Aug-2009 | Bella..."thats gross. im getting some air!"
Edward..."Awww c'mon bella! it doesnt smell that bad!!!" | |
| Danielle Lewis 28-Aug-2009 | I wasn't really going to destroy myself by stepping into the sunlight & revealing myself. I was waiting to see how long it would take you to get here you slow mortal. | |
| Hannah Connell 27-Aug-2009 | Bella: I don't want to see you sparkle! Edward: Yes you do! | |
| Hannah Connell 27-Aug-2009 | Kristen was looking at Robert sparkle! Remember, Real Men Sparkle!!! | |
| Lauren 27-Aug-2009 | Rob: Kristen guess what?
Kristen: What? Rob: I just farted! Kristen: Ewwwww, whats wrong with you? Rob: Hahaha, it smells so bad! Kristen(thinking): What an idiot | |
| Lauren 27-Aug-2009 | Kristen: Rob, please stop stairing at my butt
Rob: Huh? Oh..What! No no, ummmmm, I was just staring at the...ROCK! Yeah, I love rocks. (laughs trying to hide embarrassment) Rob(thinking): Wow that was a close one Kristen(thinking): What an idiot. | |
| lauren 27-Aug-2009 | Kristen: Rob, please put your shirt back on
Rob: Why? Aren't you attracted to me? Want to feel my 6 pack? Kristen: Rob I am not attracted to you anymore, and no, I don't want to feel your six pack Rob(laughs): Yeah right, I know you want me | |
| Lauren 27-Aug-2009 | Kristen: Hey Rob, want to go get some spagetti at Tony's?
Rob(thinking): Wow, her hair really is shinny! (laughs for no reason) Kristen: Rob you there? Rob: What? Oh, spagetti at Tony's? Yeah lets go hair... I mean there! | |
| Sandye Chabot 27-Aug-2009 | Oh come on Bella, give me another chance. I only painted the abs on to dazzle you. | |
| Melissa 27-Aug-2009 | "isn't that funny?"- Rob
"Yes but cover up we are in public!"-Kristen "Yes but I'm in front of you, babe"-Rob | |
| Pamela McKay 27-Aug-2009 | I've been dead for eighty years but that smell is not me...gotcha! | |
| Anna Dosev 27-Aug-2009 | "Look Bella!! I can sparkle!" | |
| Anna Dosev 27-Aug-2009 | "WOW, Bella....you did THAT much to prevent me from getting a little bit of tan??" | |
| Ivana Blazoti 27-Aug-2009 | Wait... you ACTUALLY thought I'm straight? Ahahaha | |
| Lenaa Cullen 27-Aug-2009 | Bella: OMG! Can't believe that you cheated on me Edward. Ithought that I was your life and all..?!
Edward: I'm sorry but I just couldn't help it. Tania was just so attractive to me.. But I still Love You my sweet Bella. | |
| Arlena Mc Grath 27-Aug-2009 | Edward:*laughs*Bella you*laughs*have a bug*laughs*in your hair*laughs*
Bella:*angry* URGH thats the last time you make funn of my hair Edward *scared* A bug in my hair AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | |
| Whitney 27-Aug-2009 | Edward- You have a sexy neck
Bella- Bite it | |
| Robsten 27-Aug-2009 | Edward:Where are you going?
Bella:To take my lunch break. Edward:Hold on let me get my shirt so I can come with you. Bella:NO,im having lunch with Jacob. | |
| Robsten 27-Aug-2009 | Edward:come on Bella,come back in here and lets have some fun.
Bella:I have a boy friend and anyways im on my lunch break. Edward:I thought you broke up with Jacob. Bella:I did but you left me and I still have Mike and Eric. Edward you suck! IM GOING TO SEND JASPER AFTER YOU! Bella:Like you would! Edward:But still please come back to me! | |
| Chloe 27-Aug-2009 | "Edward what is so funny?" said Bella "You steped in dog pooh." said Edward while laughing. Bella said,"Oh thats imbarrasing" "Well lets go look for a hoze" Edward said while he was still laughing. "A hoze in the middle of nowhere beside a old building in Italy?" said Bella very curious. "Yes. But I just cannot believe that you didn't check your shoes yet" Edward said by laughing his head off. "Why?" said Bella. "Because you didn't step in dog pooh" sa | |
| jappy 27-Aug-2009 | Edward: bella, don't you know that in the sunlight our butt shines too! take a look already (pants coming off)
Bella: ugh (walks-out). | |
| Rebecca Kop 27-Aug-2009 | Edward is going in for the bite. Just a bit closer and he'll have it. May as well take his shirt off and show off his body while doing it. | |
| Rebecca Kop 27-Aug-2009 | Lol my clothes are just falling off around you.
My tops already off and my pants are so low they'll soon be at my knees | |
| crysta 27-Aug-2009 | Edward: see i told u i could get you to laugh
Bella: (thinking) yes well if you think that was funny wait till tonight! | |
| BOO 26-Aug-2009 | BELLA IS STEPPING ON EDWARDS JACKET AND SHE IS LAUGHING TO.EDWARD IS ALSO LAUGHING TO. | |
| Rebecca 26-Aug-2009 | Edward: WOO! Can you smell that!?
that blew your blood sent away, AHH that stinks!! Was that you? Bella:Shut up Edward your making it obvious!! | |
| Sam.mac 26-Aug-2009 | Kristen Stewart: What do you mean we are filming a movie???
Robert Pattinson: That Explans all the Cameras. Kristen Stewart: Are you telling me i broke up with my boyfriend for nothing. | |
| Bailey 26-Aug-2009 | "Don't you dare trip me Edward. You've already saved me enough, so its too late for that." | |
| Cashae Moore 26-Aug-2009 | Bella and Edward... "You're my funny sweetheart." | |
| Aly 26-Aug-2009 | When your with someone you love; what do you do that makes them smile? But when your love is immortal live it to the fullest like Edward and Bella with Smiles and amazing Passion. | |
| Krissy Marx 26-Aug-2009 | Really Bella?! You're going to leave just because I won't have sex with you?!! | |
| Michelle Chung 26-Aug-2009 | Edawrd: Is that a pimple on your cheek Bella?
Bella: No, it's just part of my school play costume! Rehearsal's at 4:00! Edward: We go to the same school and I know for a fact that the school play was 2 months ago! Bella: I have to go... Edward: (laughing) Come on! I think I have acne remover somewhere! Stay!! | |
| Sarah 26-Aug-2009 | Edward: Bella, you just stepped on my toe.
Bella: Edward, you just broke my toe! Edward: I told you I was dangerous. Bella: Don't say that. I just forgot that you are that hard since I haven't seen you in forever. Edward: It's only been a couple of months. Bella: (thinking) That's what you want me to think. (talking) Of course it has. Edward: I really wish that I could read your mind. Bella: Oh I'm really glad you can't | |
| Chloe 26-Aug-2009 | Edward: Please bella? Just one bite?
Bella: Try using mouth spray before you try biting me again | |
| Michelle 26-Aug-2009 | Kristen and Rob taking a break off the set after Rob "cuts the cheese". Kristen says,"Man that's disgusting!" while Rob laughs it off. | |
| sidney parson 26-Aug-2009 | Robert and Kristen laughing it up in Italy | |
| Alyssa Gregg 26-Aug-2009 | Bella: EDWARD NOOOO! (falls flat on the floor) oaf!
Edward: HA HA! Its flat in there! They wax the floor! But you still fall flat on face! HA HA! Bella: Oh forget it! Go get ripped up and die. Besides werewolves are hot. | |
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