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| Ree 31-Jul-2009 | Edward: Hey Jasper look at me Im a Blow Fish. See | |
| Kendyl 31-Jul-2009 | Jasper- "I know Bella is here! I smell her. See she's right there!!!
Edward- "No, Jasper! It's just a bouquet of flowers!" | |
| krysti 31-Jul-2009 | ok jasper your getiing way to heavy lay off the mountain lions | |
| Haley 31-Jul-2009 | Jasper~"Oh no! I'm falling!"
Ed~"Get off of me! Wow How much do you weigh?" Alice, Emmet, Rosalie~"What the...!!" | |
| enter your name here 31-Jul-2009 | ummm jasper buddy your girlfriend is over i dont want us to get caught again save the kisses for later. | |
| NIerssa 31-Jul-2009 | God I have to go to the bathroom. Oh no you don't I'm first! | |
| gabby 31-Jul-2009 | Edward: "JASPER STOP!"
Jasper: "this is what you get for buying the same shirt as me!" Edward: "IT LOOKS BETTER ON ME ANYWAY. DUDE, GIVE IT UP!" | |
| sinjin 31-Jul-2009 | i guess you dont care about bella | |
| gabby 31-Jul-2009 | Jasper: "edward, I'm telling you...I DEFINITELY SMELL AS GOOD AS BELLA, JUST TAKE A WHIFF!"
Edward: "dude, enough you REEK!" | |
| Kimi 31-Jul-2009 | Jasper: Ewwwww, don't puke on me!
Edward: Touch my girlfriend and I will puke on you! | |
| Jenny 31-Jul-2009 | wow jasper!!! no more cake for you!!! | |
| miranda 31-Jul-2009 | Break me of a piece of that Bella Swan bar. | |
| Jojo 31-Jul-2009 | I told you to eat before the party. Her blood is mine. | |
| angela r 31-Jul-2009 | Move i need to go
not before me mate but iam going to poo my self | |
| lillie halliday 31-Jul-2009 | Uh Oh thats some bad whiplash! | |
| Louise Hilliard 31-Jul-2009 | edward: geez, jasper dont eat my girlfriend! jasper: say waaattt! i`m trying to get the cake!!! edward: whateva, by they way you NEED a shower you reek of grizzly. | |
| Louise Hilliard 31-Jul-2009 | edward: geez, jasper dont eat my girlfriend! jasper: say waaattt! i`m trying to get the cake!!! edward: whateva, by they way you NEED a shower you reek of grizzly. | |
| angela r 31-Jul-2009 | jasper looks like he needs the toilet and edward is like no i need it more | |
| Asia Hilliard 31-Jul-2009 | This caption shows hottie edward throwing his bro jasper, while they both look like SPIDER MONKEYS...no pun intended...LOL!!! | |
| Sabine 31-Jul-2009 | Alice: Guys! The Barbie isn't worth it! | |
| Juliet Maureen Melnik 31-Jul-2009 | Jasper's attack leaves Edward Breathless as he tries to defend Bella against his thirsty brother!:) | |
| Christine Fuston 31-Jul-2009 | Jasper:WE FORGOT THE CANDLES! | |
| morven mclaughlin 31-Jul-2009 | alice give it to me | |
| morven mclaughlin 31-Jul-2009 | jasper: mmmm blood
edward: dont ur stronger than that jasper: move edward | |
| Jenn 31-Jul-2009 | Jasper-Please Edward! Smell My Cologne! It's O'De Werewolf!
Edward-If Vampire's Could throw Up, I Would Right Now. | |
| veerle linders 31-Jul-2009 | Japer_ Cake I.....Must....have....Cake
Edward- guys a little help hear. He is so heavy from to much cake | |
| Hannah 31-Jul-2009 | OMG, Edward Stop Feeling MY Man Boobs I Now Your Tying To Save Bella But I Want Her Blood ! | |
| Teresa Smith 31-Jul-2009 | Friends don't let friends drink friends. | |
| sabine 31-Jul-2009 | Alice: Guys! The Barbie isn't worth it! | |
| rebecca flaherty 31-Jul-2009 | get back i know you want the cake but you have to wait what hove you been eating 1000 pound cakes?maybe | |
| Lilia Duarte 31-Jul-2009 | Okay everyone, time for cake! -Alice
Oh, no you don't Jasper, I was in line first! I call first dibs! -Edward | |
| Ben Hancock 31-Jul-2009 | " Easy there tiger if you go an inch further you'll knock the presents off the table!" | |
| Lorena Gutierrez 31-Jul-2009 | Oh come on Edward,feel my pecks!(Jasper)
WoW! I see working out with Jacob has really paid off, But you stink like a dog!(Edward) | |
| sara 31-Jul-2009 | When Jasper seeks blood Edward says NO! | |
| Nessie Lover 31-Jul-2009 | JASPER-*thinking* Man, that cake looks so good!!!! Oh theres some on Bella's face!!! *inhales* OMG *jumping up and down* bathroom bathroom bathroom!!!!!! Edward PLEASE let me go to the bathroom!!!!! OOPS all better
EMMETT-*thinking* what's that wet spot on the floor | |
| Krstina 31-Jul-2009 | Saving the one I love | |
| chloe 31-Jul-2009 | oomg god
easy tiger | |
| Kat 31-Jul-2009 | Jasper:"I neeeeeed her blooooood!"
Edward: *thinks* OMFG *says* "JASPER, AT LEAST TRY AND THINK LIGHT! PWOAR!" | |
| Isabella 31-Jul-2009 | Jasper: OMG!!! It's Ashley Greene. I need to go say hi to her!!!
Edward: Nuh-Uh man I saw her first! (Pushes him away. Runs to go flirt with her) | |
| Marie 31-Jul-2009 | This cant hurt us, but I need to try it... I saw it on WWE last night!! | |
| Shannon 31-Jul-2009 | BACK AWAY!! Bella is mine, and only mine.. and will be forever. | |
| Brooke Cullen 31-Jul-2009 | Edward:Hold still!You have to relax if you want the massage to work!Japer:How can i relax went your hand is jabbing into my ribs?! Alice:this gets harder to watch every time..... | |
| Teresa Smith 31-Jul-2009 | Friends don't let friends bloodlust! | |
| KATIE WATIE 30-Jul-2009 | NO! DON'T HURL ON THE CAKE! | |
| KATIE 30-Jul-2009 | GET AWAY FROM HER! SHE IS NOTHING TO YOU! ANYONE BUT HER! YOU WILL PAY DEARLY IF YOU GO ANWHERE NEAR BELLA. | |
| Savannah 30-Jul-2009 | Jasper I want the first slice of cake!!!! No Edward I want the first piece of cake!! Alice says- but Bella already ate the cake. NOOOO!!! | |
| Kendall 30-Jul-2009 | Edward has to save his true love Bella from his out of control vampire brother Jasper!!! Will Jasper drink Bella's sweet blood? Or will Edward save her. Lets see in New Moon!!! | |
| stacey schmierer 30-Jul-2009 | i would love an enima! | |
| donald 30-Jul-2009 | alice thinking " those candles look nice" rosalie thinking "y am i here it doesnt invulve me" edward thinking " i want to see bella i miss here, wat is she thinking" | |
| angela 30-Jul-2009 | rosalie thinking "i wonder if evrey one thinks i look good" emmet thinking "rosalie's looking hot" alice thinking "y r these two doing this" jasper thinking "wat is this doing" edward thinking "i wonder where bella is | |
| ERYKA GRAHAM 30-Jul-2009 | LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE MATE JASPER: NO MATE EDWARD: STOP TALKIN AFRICA JASPER: IT'S AFRICAN EDWARD: WHATEVER ( JASPER AND EDWARD KEEP TALKING AT THE SAME TIME) STOP BUTTERFUDGE LIES | |
| angela 30-Jul-2009 | jasper thinking " "i dont think i should have tryed this work out" edward thinking "y is he trying this" lol omg | |
| ERYKA 30-Jul-2009 | LOL ROSALIE: YOU HAVE GOOD MUSLES EDWARD EDWARD: REALLY IVE NEVER NOTICED AH BUT JASPER I'LL SHOW YOU FOR MESSIN WITH BELLA ( PUSHES HIM INTO A PIANO) BELLA: THAT HURT BUT YOU DID IT FOR A GOOD REASON (STARTS TO CRY) OH BELLA ESME : GO AWAY EDWARD I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF BELLA EDWARD: I'M SORRY BABE I'M SO( ESME TAKES BELLA AWAY FASTLY ) SORRY ( THEN EDWARD LEAVES) GOODBYE | |
| Alice Verona 30-Jul-2009 | Edward:
Hold still while i get the freaking lint of your shoulder!! Jasper: Dont TOUCH ME YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN I AM ANGRY!! Alice (thought); Oh dear god not again.... | |
| Theresa Neri 30-Jul-2009 | Jasper: Edward, get out of my way! I want those tickets to see New Moon!
Edward: Jasper, I was here before you! I'm going to get those tickets first! | |
| caitlin castle 30-Jul-2009 | edward-"Breathe Jasper breathe. Oh wait. Why didn't you tell me I forgot we don't have to. Now i look stupid | |
| caitlin castle 30-Jul-2009 | Come on Edward. Just let me have a finger. I swear that's all i want. I'll share with you. | |
| caitlin castle 30-Jul-2009 | Edward protecting Bella from Jasper when he can't control himself when Bella gets a paper cut that bleeds. | |
| Mary 30-Jul-2009 | Edward: Jasper, chill, Alice will be there later. We don't need you ravishing her in front of the whole family.
Rosalie: And I thought WE were the sex addicts of the family? Emmett should we one up them? Emmett: *thinking* Halo, Sex, Halo, Sex... GRIZZLY!. Alice: hmm... and WHY didn't I see this coming? OH WELL! I could also use a big piece of my manly man. | |
| Christine Fuston 30-Jul-2009 | Jasper:PLEASE JUST ONE TINY SLICE OF CAKE!!
Edward:Its for Bella! And we don't eat! Jasper:BUT I LOVE CAKE!! | |
| Alexandria Rutowski 30-Jul-2009 | Jasper: Whoa! I just had my smelliest and long fart! Edward, help me stand! Edward: Whoa! It is sure is smelly! | |
| Vanessa 30-Jul-2009 | GIVE ME SOME CAKE!!! | |
| Melanie 30-Jul-2009 | Edward (thinking): Gosh, did he just fart?? Jasper (thinking): Uh-Oh..hope the others didn't notice... Edward: Well, your lover did! Alice(thinking): and to think that HE'S my mate in this movie! Emmett (whispering: what is that SMELL, Rose??? Rosalie: Don't ask me--it usually comes from you! | |
| sallly addams 30-Jul-2009 | alice says its time its time
Carlisle say's happy! birthday bella alice say's open your pressent alice say's theres a cake too i bought it for 250 you guys dont even eat! gives pressent to bella bella says thanks and then says papercut! jasper try's to drink bellas blood edward rushed to push jasper edward takes bella into the forrest and say's its better if you stayed with the humans i cant allways protect you and leaves | |
| OVELY 30-Jul-2009 | jASPER CONSTIPATED TRIES TO HELP HIM RELEASE THE WASTE..LOL | |
| Kimi Krug 30-Jul-2009 | Alice: Edward you look like your going to puke on Jasper. Yes please push him away!
Rosalie: Not to the piano Edward! | |
| Saba Toosi 30-Jul-2009 | Edward Cullen is now a Doctor:
You see him help Jasper Cullen get over his anger managment probles. While his family, Emmet, Rosalie, and Alice take note of his brilliant technique. | |
| Kimi Krug 30-Jul-2009 | Jasper please control yourself! Don't bite Bella. Sorry I have to do this! | |
| Alexis 30-Jul-2009 | Dang Jasper...gain a little weight? You are way too heavy to do the scene from dirty dancing!!! There's no way I'm getting you over my head!! | |
| Carol 30-Jul-2009 | "i will hurt u both if u dont stop fighting" "be quiet alice, this is amusing" "not by far rosalie" "watever | |
| Carol 30-Jul-2009 | "the cake!!" "dont let him fall on it i worked to hard on it" "rosalie the cake will be fine" "ya if edward can catch jasper" "OMG" | |
| Amanda 30-Jul-2009 | Edward:OHH Kay that really hurt, right in the spot.
Jasper: Let me out! I'm going to tell mommy what you said about me! | |
| Carol 30-Jul-2009 | "hey jasper dont strane ur self, and edward dont hold ur breath" "oh be quiet emmet" "no" | |
| Inga Renate Dolmen Wirkol 30-Jul-2009 | NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T HURT HER JASPER | |
| Ellen 30-Jul-2009 | Push baby, push! | |
| Gena Nicole 30-Jul-2009 | Jasper: "UUGGGHHHHHHHH"
Edward: "Jasper, let me lend you a hand in alleviating your constipation. I am quite good at performing natural colonics!" Alice: "Push honey!" Rosalie: "This is absoultely disgusting!" Emmitt: "Cool!" | |
| Amber 30-Jul-2009 | Hey man!! Not tonight, not tonight!! | |
| marlo 30-Jul-2009 | FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME!!!!!!!! DANCE WITH BELLA!!!!!!!! | |
| Brooke Liebrecht 30-Jul-2009 | it seems jasper is in pain. he is going to see a movie with alice but the only thing left is the proposal. alice tells him to get ready but he dosent want to see it. so jasper trys to run but alice planned ahead. she payed edward 100 buck to keep jasper from running. so he went and he came back dead | |
| Ruby 30-Jul-2009 | *Edward*: "Geez, Jasper. Your gonna have to ease up on those grizzly bears." | |
| brooke 30-Jul-2009 | What the heck.....get off of me jasper i know im hot and all but man stay off me...your cooler that that.. | |
| mrs e cullen 30-Jul-2009 | edward reading jasper's mind- i know bella's blood is good, but it's mine!
jasper "i need her... blood, my throat is burning!" rosalie thinking- what's so good about her blood? emmet thinking, very concerned-she better stop bleeding otherwise there will be a fight... a big one! Alice is upset by jasper's reaction "don't hurt her!" bella, completely uninterested about the tense scene she has created,says " can i have some cake? | |
| agnieszka 30-Jul-2009 | no jasper! there's no more cookies in this jar. | |
| ak 30-Jul-2009 | At Bella's birthday party (at the Cullen House) Bella gets a papercut from opening a gift. Her blood temps Jasper and he heads towards her. Realizing this, Edward pushes Bella further away from Jasper and pushes him towards the other side of the room. | |
| morganw 30-Jul-2009 | jeez i turn the radio down one click and he just goes psycho vamp. on me. | |
| morganw 30-Jul-2009 | ALICE- omg edward just let him play the piano...EDWARD- no its my turn! | |
| morganw 30-Jul-2009 | candles...$250
new clothes for the party...450$ cake...$500 extreme vampire boob grabing...priceless | |
| Mark Anthony 29-Jul-2009 | Jasper:Edward this is not like the movie"Push" just because Alice can see the future and you think she's a watcher | |
| Junior Villarama 29-Jul-2009 | Edward:WHOA! Jasper I thought we only played baseball when a thunderstorm is coming | |
| Rebecca 29-Jul-2009 | Not exactly the type of Edward action that Bella wanted to see on her birthday... | |
| Ashley 29-Jul-2009 | Jasper: PLEASE EDWARD!! Bella just smells sooooooo good! I HAVE to find out where she gets her perfume!!!
Edward: Dude, I finally get a girlfriend and you're gonna scare her away. Alice(thinking to herself): i wear perfume too...i smell good! | |
| Gina 29-Jul-2009 | "jasper lets stop befor i hurt u" ur not going to hurt me edward" "oh to late he did, look at his face he's in pain" thats tru rosalie." | |
| Gina 29-Jul-2009 | "jasper lets stop befor i hurt u" ur not going to hurt me edward" "oh to late he did, look at his face he's in pain" thats tru rosalie." | |
| Amber 29-Jul-2009 | Jasper: I want the cake!
Edward: Back away, it's my favorite! Alice: Don't mess with eddy and his cake! | |
| Gina 29-Jul-2009 | "i cant help myself edward" "well u better jasper" | |
| Gina 29-Jul-2009 | "this is a great work out, you should try it emmet" "i think you got a (little) stronger jasper." | |
| Deanna 29-Jul-2009 | At Bella's birthday party, things get a little too wild. | |
| Gina 29-Jul-2009 | "back off jasper" no i need to get to it edward" to much presser jasper back off "wat idiots" "so tru rosalie" | |
| Gina 29-Jul-2009 | oh no im falling some one catch me!! "Hey jasper have a nice trip see u next fall." "nice one rosalie" "thx emmet." "rosalie that was cheap" "oh shut up alice" | |
| paula mcpherson 29-Jul-2009 | I'll huff and i'll puff and blow you away!!! | |
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